Trip to Venice Part I

I’ve decided I won’t narrate how the entire trip went…only the crazy that went on. I personally thought Venice was…nice. Would I go again…probably not.

I have this uncanny ability to be horrendously ill every time I travel somewhere and at least spend two days doing nothing but getting acquainted to the inside of place I’m staying. So without fail, since I planned my trip to Venice months in advance I caught the flu. My illness did not deter me from taking a flight out of country, an hour long bus ride, a water bus/taxi ride nor did it stop me from lugging my bags a quarter of a mile and up a few flights of stairs –I’m a boss like that 😉

My husband, my two sisters and I stayed in a small apartment in Venice located in the Cannaregio section at the top of Venice:

venice 2Venice 3
We booked our place through a little website called Airbnb. This site hooks you up with people around the world who rent out rooms/homes/apartments/motor homes to travelers.  So after the long day and being horrendously ill, we found our flat with keys in a little lockbox outside the complex. I will note here that the landlord was NOT super clear on which keys I should take, which door I should try or which floor I was on. For those who have not been to Italy or to Europe, apartments are found relatively anywhere a stone, spiral, ungodly-narrow staircase can fit. Since the landlord wasn’t clear which door to try, I went up the first flight of stairs, my family in tow with all of our luggage to the first door we come to.

stairwell

I’m not sure who was more surprised- the half dressed Italian man who was rummaging through his fridge when I opened the door -or me the English speaking girl who had no idea what’s going on or what he’s saying.  Oddly enough, while he was surprised, the guy didn’t seem too concerned other people had keys to his place or that he was half dressed. In fact, I’m pretty sure he and his probable boyfriend wanted us to come in for a drink?  Italians are such nice people! A quick call to the landlord again and apparently we were on the next floor. With a thousand apologies we headed up another flight of stairs.

I will be the first to admit I do not like to “rough it” when I travel, in fact it’s quite the opposite. I like to be as comfortable and pampered as possible. Our apartment didn’t “meet” those expectations, but I also refuse to let uncomfortable beds, zero air conditioning and a shoebox size place deter me or my travel companions from having a good time!

I honestly I’m not sure what my husband and sisters did that evening since I was too sick to go anywhere. But they did show me selfies and pictures of my youngest sister drinking a giant stein of beer. So what did I do that evening? Well…I found something interesting…our flat like all places in Venice was near the water and we were sharing that water space with a million mosquitos- who live fat and happy lives eating tourists to death. While I didn’t know there was million that night, the next day confirmed my suspicions. All across the tiny apartment in the bedrooms, the bathroom and kitchen were smashed mosquito bodies. They had died clearly at the hands of other disgruntled guests–in very odd places. And thus began our trip to Venice.

And Then Two Months Passed….

I’m not really sure what happened but two months just passed and I haven’t written a darn thing. I am now rectifying this situation ..at 11 o’clock on a Friday night..who says I’m not committed??

SO Over The Last Two Months….

I have returned to Innatek. Yes, I had gone missing for quite sometime due to a random virus that attacked my heart, made me deathly ill and unable to work or do anything for that matter (a story for another day). Unlike the movie Office Space, we actually have things to do AND lucky me, they not only saved my work from the 5 months I was gone, but piled some more on when I got back. Commence the drinking from the firehouse and the slew of profanities that follow!

Don't act like you don't want to quite your day job to collect these bad boys full time!

Don’t act like you don’t want to quit your day job to collect these bad boys full time!

 

I started planning trips again. My first one will be to Venice, Italy —for the masks obviously.

 

 

 

 

I have baked some serious cupcakes, cookies, and desserts that no one in their right mind should be eating. The sugar content in a single dessert is enough to make a person diabetic.

 

I have returned to school. Yes, I had gone missing for quite sometime….see #1.

I went to the gym. Yes, I had gone missing -oh you know why- Moving on… maybe it should have been first on my list, but no matter! It has finally happened. I walked on a treadmill for 20mins at a brisk 3.6 pace on hill mode. I was truly dying by the end of it. I’m proud to say I finished it! Gotta start somewhere 🙂 Did I mention that I played Zombie, Run! as I did my brisk walk? Nothing like the idea of being eaten alive to make you move faster!

 

Zombie Run is my new favorite app for my iPhone. You are a runner that goes on missions to support a colony of survivors after the zombie apocalypse. Let the fun begin! (Oh that’s right…I’m a zombie/apocalypse/survival nerd!).

Zombies 1

I have also not been idle when it comes to this blog. I have quite a few things I’d like to share with you all and I’m working on it. 😉

People got pregnant and had babies. I know 10 people right now that are pregnant AND within the last week 3 of those people had babies. That’s a lot of gift buying, phone call making and Facebook congratulating. <—This really doesn’t excuse my absence , I just wanted to point out how many people there are with babies these days!

Last but not least, stupid wordpresss changed everything. I’ve never felt so computer stupid in my life as I do now. Consider yourselves lucky that I even figured out how to put this post up!

grammar